Put your fashion where your mouth is

Ugh! I hate annoying people, especially when they think that they’re your friend but simply plague your life and have no respect for boundaries AT ALL.

To the first annoying person, I DO NOT EVEN KNOW YOU! All I know is that you’re a creep who stalked my friend and, undoubtedly, some mentally-challenged pervert! So don’t say hi to me like we’re buddies, idiot! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH MORONIC, IRRITATING, DISGUSTING, CHEAP, LOW-LIFE PERVERTS LIKE YOU! Ugh! You make my skin crawl. Creep. :| You think you’re so charming and good-looking? Well guess what, bucko: YOU’RE NOT!

The next time you try to associate with me I just might do this to you:

And to the second annoying person: is it not clear to you that I don’t like you? Are you too stupid to understand that? You have no respect for boundaries whatsoever. YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND, OK? So don’t go around making fun of my name like we’re best friends who can tease each other and stuff. Is it also not clear that I HATE it when people, WHO ARE NOT MY FRIENDS, mutilate my name? When people I don’t know so well make fun of my name, it hurts, ok? Because that is what I’m called by and making fun of it is like making fun of who I am and you have no freakin’ right to do that, asshole!